tatianamaslanies:

jon-snow:

"YOU CAN’T CANCEL QUIDDITCH"

"wood there’s people that are dying"

knightscrest:

mcporno:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

whats the sleepiest mineral?

snORE

Ores and minerals are completely different things

dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist

wolfen-lotus:

meh-ugh-bleh:

Showing your parents your report card like 

Existing like

wolfen-lotus:

meh-ugh-bleh:

Showing your parents your report card like

Existing like

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(Source: memesalldaylong)

emilysachs:

HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! 

(Source: speedlimit15)

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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toothiest:

*thinks about how much i love my friends* *has to lie down*

jezuswolf:

chelle-the-evil-queen:

oh

For a second I swore that the reflected light from the plastic was Mr. Tuxedo Skin Suit Man using lightning powers

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat)

rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

randomdice:

fatmf:

fashionable-gamer:

Ever notice how when justifying a child’s misbehavior no one ever says stuff like “girls will be girls” or “she’s a girl”, but the list of things a “young lady” can’t do is almost endless?

You learn from a young age that masculinity comes with freedom; femininity comes with restrictions.

Whoa

chipsprites:

Playing against a friend who’s new to the game

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When they start winning

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